This poor guy is the human target holder for target practice. My guess is this job has pretty high turnover…

You get to deal with hundreds of hot, sweaty people a day who complain about waiting in line, repeat the same 30-second safety speech every three minutes with enthusiasm, and best of all, clean up after riders who get sick. Let’s face it, you are a Carny who regularly cleans up vomit. How’s that fancy free lifestyle treating you now?

Merry Christmas! Time for stocking stuffers?  But, seriously, these people castrate sheep for a living. That is a terrible job. I guess once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all.

Nasty.

Welcome to another chronicle of the world’s crappiest jobs. I recently found a competition for the world’s crappiest intern on IBeatYou.com that I thought I would share. So far the entrants include:

1. Day Care
2. Aquarium Worker
3. Marketing
4. Retirement Home
5. Paper Boy
6. Dairy Queen

My vote goes to Paper Boy. Hilarious. Check out all their stories and cast your votes, here.

I love to share crappy jobs that I find from all over the internet. Today’s special: The New York Sun Internship.

I read about this winner on Gawker and I had to share it. Some of the best parts: You can’t be away from your phone for more than 30 minutes, ever. You must wear a suit everyday. Well, check it out for yourself.

Hot Itchy Santa Costume + Screaming Children that hate you + Massive Headache-Feeling-Like-You-Are Going-to-Puke Hangover = the crappiest job of all this holiday season. The day after Christmas, Santa’s just as hung over as you are.

You sit in a chair and scare the living bejusus out of little kids…all while wearing an insanely hot wool red suit. The worst part…you’re not even the real Santa!

Creepy Christmas

Maybe being the spirit of Christmas used to be a good job. But these days, Christmas is just getting a little too weird for my tastes. And what is his wife thinking? This pic comes fresh from Awkward Family Photos. You gotta check them out, they have tons of hilarious photos too!

This gives a whole new meaning to punching the clock at some awful job. For $5.00 this guy in Japan will take punches from you for 1 minute without fighting back to earn some extra cash. Desperate times call for desperate measures….

Revolutionary way to sell spandex running pants. Just when you thought skin tight running pants couldn’t get more masculine or badass looking. WOW! At least they could have given him some decent tunes for a little inspiration.