Just because your wife is prego and is showing her belly for obvious reasons, doesn’t mean you have to strip down and expose your bare flesh.

That photographer has a crappy job. No doubt.

What can you say about this job…can you imagine what you would have to encounter? Hats off to people that do this for a living!!

Enough said.

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This is a street dentist in India, and YES that is a suitcase filled with teeth.

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Okay, so you get to basically play sports all day. As a ball tester you assess basketballs, footballs, volleyballs and soccer balls for air-retention, inflation, roundness, weight and reboundability.

But at the end of the day, you still end up saying “those were some nice balls today.”

Noble job. But still weird and kinda crappy. I mean, you sit at a desk all day and paint fake eyeballs.

Wood eye?

No.

WTF? There’s an actual job called a Towel Sniffer. Apparently, paper towel manufacturers prefer their products to be odorless before, during and after their use. Naturally, paper towel sniffers ensure that once a paper towel is used, there is no noticeable scent.

Oh paper towels. Reminds me of this video:

Apparently, once a week, you analyze the odor of dog’s breath to test the effect of their diet on their teeth. Breath is graded on a scale of zero to 10 and is categorized as sweaty, salty, musty, fungal or decaying.

This job is graded as fungal.

According to a CNN.com article, gold reclaimers scour old teeth for fillings, melting the gold from them with broken gold jewelry into tiny gold pellets, which is then re-sold to jewelers.

Translation: you dig through dead people’s grills and take out the bling.

Horrible.

It’s 1,000,000 degrees and you have to walk around a corn field getting smacked in the face all day by corn stalks. Pain + heat = Crappy with a capital C.