New York City must have high unemployment if Spiderman has to take a sign spinning job.

You’re confined to a 7-foot by 3-foot box for hours upon hours. Your only connection to the outside world is a little window where you collect people’s parking fees. Just one fart in that hot-box and your night is ruined.

For anyone that is even slightly claustrophobic this would have to be their worst nightmare. Not only are you in a panda suit, you are also stuck inside a plastic bubble!!! This person is not getting paid nearly enough for this one.

I love the plaque that says “Keep it Simple” directly in front of the kiosk king digging in his nose. Keeping it simple, indeed…

This dude is talented, but the job would still SUCK.

Amazing Sign Spinner – Celebrity bloopers here

Hello winter in the midwest. Having to remove ice dams in negative temperatures to prevent roof leaks… not fun!

First off, you have to stand in the middle of a street in sometime horrible heat or cold. Secondly, your life hangs in the balance…relying on people not driving like idiots. Some moron on his cell phone doesn’t turn sharp enough — BANG! Both your knees are gone and you’re eating lunch out of a straw for 6 months.

I don’t know about you, but if I had to bet my life on people driving safely…I’d take the unders.

Wanna be a dish pig? A.K.A. restaurant dishwasher. Called “dish pigs” because they have their hands in human leftovers all day. They scrub burnt pans, dip their fingers into corrosive cleaning solutions, inhale chemical solvents and deal with tge “grease pit” that smells somewhere between vomit and rotten meat.

The hard mean streets of shoe sales. Ok, maybe not hard nor mean…but it sure does look boring. Looking at the pic makes me want to snooze.

What can you say to this one…