The perfect shot…

Hey guys, I have the perfect seat at the running of the bulls this year. I’m almost sure I’ll be able to get the perfect… OH FU……………….

Just scoop it out…

I’m not totally sure what this guy is scooping, or where he’s scooping it from, but I’m almost positive its literally a “crappy job.”

A fire where?!?!?!

I saw this picture and wasn’t quite sure what to think. Either this horse needed an enema that only a fire truck could provide, or there was a horrible fire deep in the nether regions of this beast. Either way, the lady behind the horse seems to have saved the day!

Getting your office healthy takes on a whole new meaning when sit next to Big Harold.

Steven underestimated how much his new job would suck when he was seated next to Big Harold. He also underestimated Big Harold’s arachnophobia the day he hid a fake spider on Harold’s keyboard. There was never even a chance to escape. Steven’s funeral date is yet to be determined.

The crappy job here isn’t the plumber. Any plumber worth his salt calls in a demolition crew. No, the crappy job here is the guy/gal taking this photo. Seriously. Where are you standing? What kind of  breathing apparatus are you wearing? How thick are the walls of the plastic bubble you’re floating in?

Squeegee? Check. Safety ropes? Check. Parachute? Check. Diaper? Crap.

Thanks to Leandro’s World Tour for the full tower photo.

Nah, we can make it.

Oh shit!

Doooo! DAGNABIT! This is what five minutes into a classic OH SHIT moment looks like.

Those afraid of heights need not apply.

Photo credit: thanks to Adam j r on Flickr.

Well, I guess that you could call it cozy.

The worst part is that a hoarder’s mess is often someone else’s job to clean up. This stinky job often falls to the property owners or the the city or the cast of A&E’s Hoarders.

It’s a dirty job but…

Finally, a job filled with whimsical wonder and frostbite.

Job Requirements:
You must be able to work in a fast pace environment. (unless it is 0º outside)

Photo credit to: http://www.matiokawa.com/