Its one thing to be a maintenance man, fixing household appliances and doing odd jobs. But when all of your projects ultimately fall on equipment failures caused by mass producing colon busting gorditas for drunk kids, you may have gotten into the wrong line of work. Who wouldn’t want to be on call to respond to a Taco Bell emergency on a Saturday night?

People are apparently so fed up with your politics and snow removal, they will not even recognize you as more than a ghostly figure.

Note: If your design and editing skills are better than this, you may want to consider applying to be a design intern at Bozell this summer.

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” So Bear, what are we doing today? I see you drug me out to sea on this makeshift raft. Just let me know when you plan on drinking your own bodily fluids or dismembering an animal so I can make sure I use the right lens on the camera while also not having the liberty to turn away.”

If you choose not to go into advertising, you may consider working on the line in a processing plant. If it suits your personality type to rip the limbs off of animals all day, this is your jam.
Unfortunately you will never be asked to speak at your child’s career day.