Oh, Dubai. You’re funny.

Burj Dubai

…says it all.

I’ve heard of being on-call, but seriously. At least you know that the employees have comfortable chairs.

Photos courtesy of: Joe Monster.

I don’t think this is how Robert Zemeckis got his start.

Check out this Dirty Jobs clip on washing cloth diapers. Cloth diapers, please still use those? This is just disgusting. Talk about a crappy job right here…this job literally has crap involved in it.
Why can’t people just use regular disposable diapers?? Sick.

I can’t even motivate myself to get off my butt and run everyday, how in the heck would I ever tell someone else to stop being lazy, put down the chips and work off a few calories! There is no judgment from me if someone wants to sit on the couch and watch Real Housewives of Bravo marathons all day long!
Not to mention that most personal trainers are way to full of themselves and don’t have necks because of all of their muscles. Eww.

Unfunny movie and the job is no joke either. Nobody ever wants to be this guy. The person who has this crappy job never gets respect or has authority! You would get more respect as a food sample nazi who tells you that you can only take one sample from the tray! What a crappy job.

The perfect shot…

Hey guys, I have the perfect seat at the running of the bulls this year. I’m almost sure I’ll be able to get the perfect… OH FU……………….

Just scoop it out…

I’m not totally sure what this guy is scooping, or where he’s scooping it from, but I’m almost positive its literally a “crappy job.”

A fire where?!?!?!

I saw this picture and wasn’t quite sure what to think. Either this horse needed an enema that only a fire truck could provide, or there was a horrible fire deep in the nether regions of this beast. Either way, the lady behind the horse seems to have saved the day!