North Korea’s Press Secretary

Think your job sucks? What if your boss was hated by 99% of the world. What if your boss was Kim Jong Il. Check out this excerpt from a press release on Kim Jong Il’s 16th anniversary as head of the North Korean military:

When he finds himself among soldiers, he takes a scrupulous care of their life from cultural and emotional activities to meals, showing them warmer affection than their own parents would.

He took measures to let the soldiers have many photos taken so that they would be able to keep them long as mementos of their military service. When he visited a women’s company in a deep valley, he took care that all conditions were taken so they could watch clear and clean TV scenes.

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Concerned even over the cold wind filtering through needle holes of soldiers’ winter clothes, he took care that they were replaced with better ones. He acquaints himself with the room temperature and water quality while making a round of bedrooms, wash-cum-bath houses, kitchens, non-staple food stores and other supply facilities and teaches them food processing methods, too.

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