In this job, one would be ignored, shunned, or possibly spit on. Spit is hard to get out of a blue, canvas vest. No one cares to say hi to anyone when they are on a mission to get their shopping trip done.
This company clearly takes equal employment opportunities to a new level.

When my daughter worked at a local “Rat Logo” Pizza chain, she told me that the BALL PIT had two problems. 1) the balls were never washed, and 2) the kids frequently peed in pit. The low man on the list was always the one chosen to eventually climb into the pit with a handful of towels to ‘dry up’ the pit as best as possible. Crappy job.

Too soon?

WTF? WTF? WTF?

Your job is to make dead animals look alive. Sometimes you win an award, sometimes you don’t. Sometimes you have to stuff people’s dogs. Creepy.

Try filling up the tallest building in the world when the local economy is going broke.

Oh, Dubai. You’re funny.

Burj Dubai

…says it all.

I’ve heard of being on-call, but seriously. At least you know that the employees have comfortable chairs.

Photos courtesy of: Joe Monster.

I don’t think this is how Robert Zemeckis got his start.

Check out this Dirty Jobs clip on washing cloth diapers. Cloth diapers, please still use those? This is just disgusting. Talk about a crappy job right here…this job literally has crap involved in it.
Why can’t people just use regular disposable diapers?? Sick.

I can’t even motivate myself to get off my butt and run everyday, how in the heck would I ever tell someone else to stop being lazy, put down the chips and work off a few calories! There is no judgment from me if someone wants to sit on the couch and watch Real Housewives of Bravo marathons all day long!
Not to mention that most personal trainers are way to full of themselves and don’t have necks because of all of their muscles. Eww.