Getting your office healthy takes on a whole new meaning when sit next to Big Harold.

Steven underestimated how much his new job would suck when he was seated next to Big Harold. He also underestimated Big Harold’s arachnophobia the day he hid a fake spider on Harold’s keyboard. There was never even a chance to escape. Steven’s funeral date is yet to be determined.

The crappy job here isn’t the plumber. Any plumber worth his salt calls in a demolition crew. No, the crappy job here is the guy/gal taking this photo. Seriously. Where are you standing? What kind of  breathing apparatus are you wearing? How thick are the walls of the plastic bubble you’re floating in?

Squeegee? Check. Safety ropes? Check. Parachute? Check. Diaper? Crap.

Thanks to Leandro’s World Tour for the full tower photo.

Nah, we can make it.

Oh shit!

Doooo! DAGNABIT! This is what five minutes into a classic OH SHIT moment looks like.

Those afraid of heights need not apply.

Photo credit: thanks to Adam j r on Flickr.

Well, I guess that you could call it cozy.

The worst part is that a hoarder’s mess is often someone else’s job to clean up. This stinky job often falls to the property owners or the the city or the cast of A&E’s Hoarders.

It’s a dirty job but…

Finally, a job filled with whimsical wonder and frostbite.

Job Requirements:
You must be able to work in a fast pace environment. (unless it is 0º outside)

Photo credit to: http://www.matiokawa.com/

Orange you glad they didn’t tell you to sell bananas?

Photo credit to the the LATimes Blogs.

Don’t draw the short straw.

And you thought that the road crews in the United States have it bad.

Got these great images from the folks at MexicoWoods. See more of their great shots here.

It sucks to tell people that the captain thinks they’re too fat for a single seat on an airplane.

It sucks even bigger to tell a guy with over 1.6 million Twitter followers he’s too fat. And that is exactly what some poor Southwest sap had to say to Kevin Smith. Yeah, I know, it’s Kevin Smith we are talking about here. Silent Bob!