Pool Locker Room Janitor

Dave Woods

Quick on your feet? You’re going to need to be in the fast-paced life of a pool locker room janitor. If you don’t like the title of Janitor, you can change it to something like “Facilitator,” or “Concierge.” We just want you to be sure you know what you are getting yourself into from the beginning. Applicants will need to be flexible, as you will be required to mop around hundreds of children’s feet as they go back and forth from the locker room to the outside, bringing back in the dirt you just mopped off. A clean bill of health and strong heart will also be required, as applicants will be working with toxic chemicals. Chlorine is not only the most deadly chemical on the planet, it is now your best friend. Straight from the tanks under the pool to the locker room floor, this versatile chemical can be used to clean anything. Once your eyes stop watering from the irritation, you will see just how clean this chemical really gets everything. But that’s not all, you will also get to clean out the “Magic Boxes” in the women’s locker room stalls. You never know what you will find in there!