The Turtle Man’s Shampoo
Hannah Husman
If you haven’t seen this video, I recommend it.
Due to the questionability of this man’s hygiene, I’m uncertain as to whether or not he sees a hairdresser regularly.
However, in lieu of professional assistance, imagine how hard his shampoo has to work to remove all that algae. I hope he lathers, rinses, and actually repeats.
Maybe a couple times.
And heads up to the folks at Gatorade, I think I may have found your new spokesperson.
