Traffic Cop

First off, you have to stand in the middle of a street in sometime horrible heat or cold. Secondly, your life hangs in the balance…relying on people not driving like idiots. Some moron on his cell phone doesn’t turn sharp enough — BANG! Both your knees are gone and you’re eating lunch out of a straw for 6 months.

I don’t know about you, but if I had to bet my life on people driving safely…I’d take the unders.